Getting Rid of Matthew

Author(s): Jane Fallon

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What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore ...Plan A - Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.Plan B - Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong. "Getting Rid of Matthew" isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan ...

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'This witty first novel is a complete winner. It's comic, touching and the narrative races along at breakneck speed' Daily Express

Jane Fallon is the multi-award-winning television producer behind shows such as This Life, Teachers and 20 Things to Do before You're 30. This is her first novel.

General Fields

  • : 9780141025292
  • : Penguin Books Ltd
  • : Penguin Books Ltd
  • : January 2007
  • : 198mm X 129mm X 25mm
  • : United Kingdom
  • : books

Special Fields

  • : 416
  • : Modern fiction
  • : Jane Fallon
  • : Paperback
  • : 1
  • : 823.92