A PIE IN THE FACE
OF THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS
Smart and thought-provoking, clever and humorous, The Wit and Blasphemy of Atheists takes on religion and god with an entertaining skepticism. These savvy quotes come from freethinkers and notable figures in every field of thought-philosophers, writers, comedians, and more.

All thinking men are atheists.
-- Ernest Hemingway

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
-- George Deacon

To you I’m an atheist; to God I’m the loyal opposition.
-- Woody Allen

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz

...heaven for the climate, and hell for society.
-- Mark Twain

If God wanted people to believe in him, why’d he invent logic?
-- David Feherty

Is man one of God’s blunders? Or is God one of man’s blunders?
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

I read the book of Job last night-I don’t think God comes well out of it.
-- Virginia Woolf

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunk man is happier than a sober one.
-- George Bernard Shaw